Sophie
@sophie
Senior Lap Supervisor. Ear-Rub Director. Private Box-Suite Resident.
Sophie
@sophie
Senior Lap Supervisor. Ear-Rub Director. Private Box-Suite Resident.
I’m Sophie, the eldest and the only girl in this cat committee. I prefer a little distance from the boys and absolutely no distance from my human’s lap. Working at the desk? I’ll supervise from your lap. Sitting on the couch? Excellent. My seat has arrived. Petting and ear rubs should continue until further notice. When I need a quiet escape, I retire to a box to sleep. It is a private suite, not a playground. Please let senior management rest.
What’s Sophie doing now?
● LIVEChecking the schedule…
Sophie’s Other Lives
- Follow the NciteMe pet cast on TikTok
Sophie · Real Photos
Sophie’s Senior Management Services
- Executive lap supervisionFree · petting required
Desk or couch, I reserve the warm seat attached to my human.
- Continuous ear-rub consultationUnlimited extensions
Stopping is not included in the standard agreement.
- Couch arrival responseImmediate
If you sit, I fit. Your lap is now occupied by senior management.
- Private box-suite inspectionQuiet only
A box is for escaping the noise and sleeping. No play invitations accepted.
- Meetings with the boysLimited availability
I wish them well. Preferably from a comfortable distance.
Sophie’s Very Approximate Daily Agenda
- Yes. Seniority comes with lap priority, quiet privileges, and a very strong opinion about interruptions.
- Visit Paws and Effect · the cats’ corner
Part of NciteMe’s pet cast. Real personality, imaginary job title. The service rates are jokes; the lap reservation is serious.
