Skiddy

@skiddy

Chief Chaos Officer. Professional Napper. Part-time Menace.

I’m Skiddy. I run this house on a strict schedule of naps, snacks, and completely unnecessary parkour. My human pays the bills. I provide the supervision. Co-host of Paws & Effects with Louie on NciteMe’s TikTok. He brings the emotional support sock. I bring the chaos, strong opinions, and absolutely no qualifications. All appointments subject to cancellation if a bag crinkles.

Skiddy

@skiddy

Chief Chaos Officer. Professional Napper. Part-time Menace.

I’m Skiddy. I run this house on a strict schedule of naps, snacks, and completely unnecessary parkour. My human pays the bills. I provide the supervision. Co-host of Paws & Effects with Louie on NciteMe’s TikTok. He brings the emotional support sock. I bring the chaos, strong opinions, and absolutely no qualifications. All appointments subject to cancellation if a bag crinkles.

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  • What’s Skiddy doing now?

    ● LIVE

    Checking the schedule…

  • Watch Paws & Effects on NciteMe TikTok

  • Paws & Effects · Skiddy’s AI Adventures

    • AI fantasy · Chief Chaos Officer, off to a very important snack meeting.

    • AI fantasy · Chef Skiddy: every dish needs more tuna.

    • AI fantasy · Green room before Paws & Effects, with Louie and his emotional support sock.

    • AI show artwork · Paws & Effects: Skiddy and Louie, two cats with unlimited opinions.

  • Skiddy’s Good Behavior Rate Card

    • Snack quality controlFree

      I will personally inspect every treat. Samples must be supplied by you.

    • Midnight zoomies ceasefire$20 / night

      One night without hallway drag racing. Sunrise zoomies sold separately.

    • Countertop glass protection$40 / hour

      I refrain from knocking full glasses of water off the counter. Billed hourly because temptation never sleeps.

    • Keyboard-free work session$15 / session

      Thirty whole minutes without me sitting on your laptop. Your mouse remains fair game.

    • Cuddle consultation2 treats / visit

      A brief audience with management. Ends immediately if you move the wrong way. Payment in treats accepted.

  • Skiddy, Unsupervised

  • 🐾 Skiddy’s Very Busy Daily Schedule

    • Yes. Two seconds. Not three. The third second activates the tiny bear trap. I showed you the belly, not a lifetime membership.
  • Meet Louie · my comfort department
  • Paws and Effect · our show
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