{"title":"NciteMe Pet Series","version":1,"pageUrl":"https://ncite.me/marketing/pet-series","series":[{"id":"paws-and-effect","title":"Paws and Effect","hosts":["Skiddy","Louie"],"status":"available"},{"id":"barking-time","title":"Barking Time","hosts":["Cookie","Chiquita"],"status":"coming-soon","description":"Introduced in Paws and Effect episode 6. Standalone episodes will appear here when available."}],"usageNotes":"Use these supplied videos and captions for NciteMe marketing. Keep episode order within each series. Do not invent dialogue or treat fictional pet businesses as real services. Feature availability varies by plan. Copy is promotional text, not a transcript.","episodes":[{"episode":1,"series":"paws-and-effect","slug":"paws-and-effect-ep-1","title":"Bio Crimes","hook":"Your bio link has been charged with doing absolutely nothing.","summary":"Skiddy and Louie investigate boring bios, recurring schedules, and Skiddy’s live “what’s happening now” block.","caption":"Skiddy has a packed agenda: naps, snacks, and more naps. Your bio link should work harder than he does. NciteMe brings your schedule, updates, photos, and useful links together in one Smart Bio. Watch Paws and Effect, then build a page with a little more personality.","shortCaption":"Your bio called. It wants a job. Skiddy and Louie investigate. One page. Actual things to do. 🐾","ctaText":"See Skiddy’s schedule","ctaUrl":"https://ncite.me/skiddy","hashtags":["NciteMe","PawsAndEffect","LinkInBio","SmartBio"],"features":["schedule","recurring events","happening now"],"sourceFilename":"PawsAndEffects-Ep1.mp4","videoPath":"/marketing/pet-series/paws-and-effect-ep-1.mp4","posterPath":"/marketing/pet-series/paws-and-effect-ep-1.jpg","durationSeconds":68.17,"width":720,"height":1280,"contentNote":"AI-generated pet comedy with product demonstrations. Pet businesses and service prices are fictional. Features vary by plan.","pageUrl":"https://ncite.me/marketing/pet-series/paws-and-effect-ep-1","videoUrl":"https://ncite.me/marketing/pet-series/paws-and-effect-ep-1.mp4","posterUrl":"https://ncite.me/marketing/pet-series/paws-and-effect-ep-1.jpg"},{"episode":2,"series":"paws-and-effect","slug":"paws-and-effect-ep-2","title":"The Glow-Up","hook":"Louie got a glow-up. His bio link needed one too.","summary":"Louie arrives in sunglasses and shows off his profile on desktop and mobile, with real photos, services, and a daily agenda.","caption":"A good profile deserves more than a pile of links. Louie’s NciteMe glow-up brings his photos, services, and daily agenda together in a page that feels like him—on a phone or a bigger screen. The sunglasses are optional. The personality is the point.","shortCaption":"Louie upgraded his look. Then he upgraded his link in bio. 😎 Photos, services, and an agenda—all in his NciteMe Smart Bio.","ctaText":"Explore Louie’s profile","ctaUrl":"https://ncite.me/louie","hashtags":["NciteMe","PawsAndEffect","LinkInBio","SmartBio"],"features":["photo gallery","services","mobile and desktop"],"sourceFilename":"ep2-PawsAndEffect.mp4","videoPath":"/marketing/pet-series/paws-and-effect-ep-2.mp4","posterPath":"/marketing/pet-series/paws-and-effect-ep-2.jpg","durationSeconds":76.47,"width":720,"height":1280,"contentNote":"AI-generated pet comedy with product demonstrations. Pet businesses and service prices are fictional. Features vary by plan.","pageUrl":"https://ncite.me/marketing/pet-series/paws-and-effect-ep-2","videoUrl":"https://ncite.me/marketing/pet-series/paws-and-effect-ep-2.mp4","posterUrl":"https://ncite.me/marketing/pet-series/paws-and-effect-ep-2.jpg"},{"episode":3,"series":"paws-and-effect","slug":"paws-and-effect-ep-3","title":"Favorite Features","hook":"Two cats. Strong opinions. A few very useful blocks.","summary":"The hosts highlight the live editor, services, menu availability, and the show’s behind-the-scenes gallery.","caption":"Your business is more than a link list. Add services, show your menu, update item availability, and let your photos do some talking. Skiddy and Louie tour a few favorite NciteMe blocks—with the usual amount of feline supervision. Start with the blocks your visitors actually need.","shortCaption":"Today’s favorites: services, menus, and galleries. Today’s management: two cats with microphones. 🐾 Explore NciteMe blocks.","ctaText":"Explore NciteMe blocks","ctaUrl":"https://ncite.me/features","hashtags":["NciteMe","PawsAndEffect","LinkInBio","SmartBio"],"features":["live editor","services","menu","availability","photo gallery"],"sourceFilename":"ep3-PawsAndEffect.mp4","videoPath":"/marketing/pet-series/paws-and-effect-ep-3.mp4","posterPath":"/marketing/pet-series/paws-and-effect-ep-3.jpg","durationSeconds":69.31,"width":720,"height":1280,"contentNote":"AI-generated pet comedy with product demonstrations. Pet businesses and service prices are fictional. Features vary by plan.","pageUrl":"https://ncite.me/marketing/pet-series/paws-and-effect-ep-3","videoUrl":"https://ncite.me/marketing/pet-series/paws-and-effect-ep-3.mp4","posterUrl":"https://ncite.me/marketing/pet-series/paws-and-effect-ep-3.jpg"},{"episode":4,"series":"paws-and-effect","slug":"paws-and-effect-ep-4","title":"Guest: Sophie","hook":"Sophie sells premium cardboard. Then she takes the midnight stage.","summary":"Sophie introduces Box Realty and Sophie After Dark, two distinct personas connected to her main profile.","caption":"Why squeeze every side of you into one bio? Sophie has premium box real estate to show and a midnight lounge career to manage. Her NciteMe personas give each one its own page, all connected from her main profile. Meet senior management. She has range—and a very strict lap policy.","shortCaption":"Realtor by day. Lounge legend after dark. Sophie has range. 📦🎙️ Give your different projects their own NciteMe personas.","ctaText":"Meet Sophie’s personas","ctaUrl":"https://ncite.me/sophie","hashtags":["NciteMe","PawsAndEffect","LinkInBio","SmartBio"],"features":["personas","multiple pages","photo gallery"],"sourceFilename":"ep4-PawsAndEffect.mp4","videoPath":"/marketing/pet-series/paws-and-effect-ep-4.mp4","posterPath":"/marketing/pet-series/paws-and-effect-ep-4.jpg","durationSeconds":78.47,"width":720,"height":1280,"contentNote":"AI-generated pet comedy with product demonstrations. Pet businesses and service prices are fictional. Features vary by plan.","pageUrl":"https://ncite.me/marketing/pet-series/paws-and-effect-ep-4","videoUrl":"https://ncite.me/marketing/pet-series/paws-and-effect-ep-4.mp4","posterUrl":"https://ncite.me/marketing/pet-series/paws-and-effect-ep-4.jpg"},{"episode":5,"series":"paws-and-effect","slug":"paws-and-effect-ep-5","title":"Guest: Buddy Boo","hook":"He is not doing nothing. He is consulting Dolly Llama.","summary":"Buddy Boo joins the hosts with Dolly Llama, his white stuffed-animal teacher, and his upstairs meditation persona.","caption":"Buddy Boo has perfected the art of looking busy while sitting perfectly still. His teacher? Dolly Llama. Yes, the stuffed one. Meet the upstairs thinker, explore his Meditations persona, and see how a NciteMe page can give a character, project, or creative idea a home of its own.","shortCaption":"Be present. Especially when the treat bag opens. 🧘🐈 Buddy Boo and Dolly Llama bring their wisdom to Paws and Effect.","ctaText":"Find Buddy’s inner purr","ctaUrl":"https://ncite.me/buddy-boo/meditations","hashtags":["NciteMe","PawsAndEffect","LinkInBio","SmartBio"],"features":["personas","creator profiles","character storytelling"],"sourceFilename":"ep5-PawsAndEffect.mp4","videoPath":"/marketing/pet-series/paws-and-effect-ep-5.mp4","posterPath":"/marketing/pet-series/paws-and-effect-ep-5.jpg","durationSeconds":93.11,"width":720,"height":1280,"contentNote":"AI-generated pet comedy with product demonstrations. Pet businesses and service prices are fictional. 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NciteMe keeps the cast connected.","ctaText":"Meet the Barking Time hosts","ctaUrl":"https://ncite.me/barking-time","hashtags":["NciteMe","PawsAndEffect","LinkInBio","SmartBio","BarkingTime"],"features":["show profiles","connected profiles","character storytelling"],"sourceFilename":"ep6-PawsAndEffect.mp4","videoPath":"/marketing/pet-series/paws-and-effect-ep-6.mp4","posterPath":"/marketing/pet-series/paws-and-effect-ep-6.jpg","durationSeconds":86.71,"width":720,"height":1280,"contentNote":"AI-generated pet comedy with product demonstrations. Pet businesses and service prices are fictional. Features vary by plan.","pageUrl":"https://ncite.me/marketing/pet-series/paws-and-effect-ep-6","videoUrl":"https://ncite.me/marketing/pet-series/paws-and-effect-ep-6.mp4","posterUrl":"https://ncite.me/marketing/pet-series/paws-and-effect-ep-6.jpg"}]}